Rule 1: Don’t wait for the right time. The right time never comes.
Rule 2: Always soak the saucepans as soon as you have emptied them (especially mashed potatoes).
Rule 3: Whenever a builder quotes a monetary amount or time for any project, double it and you’ll be closer to the truth. Builders are optimists.
Rule 4: Carry enough change for a call phone, even if you have a mobile phone.
Rule 5: There is no such thing as a bad day at the beach.
Addendum to rule 5: Know where your towel is (especially if the beach is crowded).
Rule 6: Tictacs are a good tactic. Or any kind of peppermints are your friends.
Rule 7: For every cup of coffee drink a glass of water.
Rule 8: Only way to be a writer to sit down and write.
Rule 9:Never be embarrassed to ask a question.
Rule 10: Always get the young man’s number.
Rule 11: Never say ‘no’ to free food when you are a university student.